Ian, Jordan, and Jay's Secret Laboratory

is creating Underwater Basket Weaving for dogs
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Toy Dogs
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Weekly videos of under 12lb dogs i.e. Toy sized performing underwater basket weaving. PLUS you will receive a HOW TO video to train your Chinese Crested, Griffon Bruxellois, or Affenpinscher in this highly refined art. Your dog will Shih Tzu itself with excitement.
Small Dogs
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$2
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Train your 12-15lb dog! Your dog + our training module, it will be impossible to Terrier them apart :)
Medium Dogs
$3
per month
An 80s inspired training video specifically tailored to a medium dog. You'll be saying "To Whippet, Whippet Good"

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For most of recorded history dogs have not had an opportunity to pursue subaqueous craftsmanship. With your help we can build a brighter future and may I say a better world, a world where a dog can have a dream and where that dream relates in part to baskets, and where those baskets are paw woven, and those paws NAY the whole dog is underwater. Let's give dogs a chance to explore their artistic passion. 

Welcome to... Underwater... Basket... Weaving... For Dogs!
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DOGS DOGS DOGS! Where? In water OF COURSE. You wanted more videos so we are doing it! Once video a month dogs in various states of water. We'll have puddles, rain, bottles of water lovingly poured into bowls with dogs drinking aforementioned water, maybe a dog in a bath or shower provided we have a water proof go pro. Maybe we should make a goal for a water proof go pro. 
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