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Hi, Guys: My name is Hambone Littletail, the head cook and bottle-washer of Humptydumptytribe, an off-the-bell-curve weird little corner of Youtube inhabited by a select few of this planet's formerly clueless moron inhabitants, who are now ready to face (against all rational judgement and motherly advice) the simple truth that we humans (and all the Earthlings we share this planet with) are, to put it mildly, in a pickle. As a former clueless moron real estate agent and house-flipper, I took the red pill eight years ago, and for the past six years, I have dedicated my new life as a Doomsday prophet, an environmental alarmist, and the chronicler of the overdue collapse and fall of global industrial civilization, to creating thousands of video rants about the state of the planet, to enlighten (and hopefully entertain) the few folks who, like a suicidal moth diving into the all-consuming candle flame of enlightenment, are ready to face the Truth of what is happening on this planet. As enjoyable as this pursuit down the Mother Rabbit Hole of them all has been, you can imagine that it does little to pay the bills. So -- since I would never be so low-class as to "monetize" my channel for handouts from the global corporatocracy that I so despise -- I have decided to follow in the footsteps of my hero and Doomsday prophet elder, James Howard Kunstler, by humbly asking anyone who has ignored their mother's advice to avoid people like me, and decided to follow me and this small tribe of "like-minded individuals" down this Rabbit Hole, to find it in their hearts and wallets to pitch in whatever they can to help me keep open the time in my life to keep doing what I do. Otherwise, I may soon be forced to put the yoke around my neck and get a "real" job to pay the bills here in the End Times. That's really all I have to say about this dreary business of funding, but then again, the Tribe is about all I've got left, other than my sick twisted sense of humor. My videos will, of course, continue to be free, but anything you guys can pitch in will be greatly appreciated. Bye, Guys!
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My second goal is to figure out how to save the planet from imminent ecological collapse, but that will probably take more than a dollar to figure that one out. Any ideas?
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