Humptydumptytribe

is creating videos about the state of the planet

136

patrons

$531

per month
Tiers
The End Times Margarita Toast Tier
$1 per month
Reward
You will receive my eternal gratitude, and I will toast you every time I pour an End Times margarita.
End Times Fattie Tier
$5 per month
Reward
I will take an extra hit for you every time I roll a fattie for the End Times.
Peruvian Plunge Tier
$10 per month
Reward
In addition to everything I offer in the lower tiers, I will (attempt to) send you a copy of my best-selling book, "Peruvian Plunge," detailing my adventures in the Peruvian Amazon fighting Big Oil.
Autographed Picture of Sancho Panza
$20 per month
Reward
In addition to the perks of all my other tiers, I will send you an autographed photo of Sancho Panza, if I can teach him to hold a pen.
Autographed Bullshit Detector Button
$50 per month
Reward
In addition to all my lower tier offerings, I will send you an autographed Bullshit Detector button for the next time you wade into the mainstream media, or apply for a new job, or congratulate a friend on the birth of their new baby.
Let's Talk About It Tier
$100 per month
I am sure we can figure out something. Perhaps I can wash your gas-sucking car or clean out your gutters.

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Tiers
The End Times Margarita Toast Tier
$1 per month
Reward
You will receive my eternal gratitude, and I will toast you every time I pour an End Times margarita.
End Times Fattie Tier
$5 per month
Reward
I will take an extra hit for you every time I roll a fattie for the End Times.
Peruvian Plunge Tier
$10 per month
Reward
In addition to everything I offer in the lower tiers, I will (attempt to) send you a copy of my best-selling book, "Peruvian Plunge," detailing my adventures in the Peruvian Amazon fighting Big Oil.
Autographed Picture of Sancho Panza
$20 per month
Reward
In addition to the perks of all my other tiers, I will send you an autographed photo of Sancho Panza, if I can teach him to hold a pen.
Autographed Bullshit Detector Button
$50 per month
Reward
In addition to all my lower tier offerings, I will send you an autographed Bullshit Detector button for the next time you wade into the mainstream media, or apply for a new job, or congratulate a friend on the birth of their new baby.
Let's Talk About It Tier
$100 per month
I am sure we can figure out something. Perhaps I can wash your gas-sucking car or clean out your gutters.