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Greetings, potential Patron! Tis I, Joshua, a.k.a., Mr EverythingMan! I'd first like to take a moment to express just how unspeakably tremendous of an honor it is to know that there are people who take the time to watch, like, comment on, share and promote my videos. And furthermore, how jaw-dropping and borderline faint worthy of a thought it is for me to know that there exist an amount of my fans, which are such avid devotees of my creative works, that they are willing to donate not only their time, but their money as well to support the unprofessional, mediocre content of some random guy on the internet who dresses up in costumes and whispers while tapping on stuff, plays Minecraft, reads hundred year old obscure books, reacts to better internet videos, harasses random, unsuspecting strangers on the street, and other forms of shenanigans, hooliganism and nonsensical whatnot in front of a camera, on Patreon. 

     I would now like to take another moment, this time to express my overwhelming gratitude to anyone who has, or who will soon have donated any amount of money at all to the likes of myself. It is people like you who make it all worth it. The time, the energy, the sacrifice, and most of all: the criticism. It is people like you, no doubt, who see beauty in most everything and everyone. Who understand and accept the fact that life is short, and we are all only given one chance to live it. Who would rather spend a whole day bringing a glimmer of hope and happiness into the life of a complete stranger, than exacting their  revenge on the one who angers them most. Who has made their reality their own, and are willing to take a pupil under their wing at any time, and unite with like minded individuals, whilst gracefully clearing your path of and discarding the words and actions of naysayers and non-compatible dissenters. Or, maybe not. Perhaps none of those descriptions even come close to resembling you. Which is equally fine, hence my wording, "people like you" as opposed to, "you".

      But anyway, now that I'm finished with those two rants, feel free to browse your options as far as tiers go, (assuming of course, that's why you're here),and make an/the appropriate decision. I trust your judgement!
Tiers
Level 1: "Short on funds at the moment"
$1 or more per month
For only one dollar, you get: A shout out (most likely in the written description of a video), and your choice of one of the following:


 A question I must answer for a Q & A, 


A valued suggestion for a subscriber/patreon special, 


 24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


1 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month

Level 2: "Ain't no cheapskate"
$5 or more per month
For the low price of five dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, AND your choice of ANY TWO of the following, (including two of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone (of my choosing so long as they are a stranger with no prior knowledge. Must not involve profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in an upcoming social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     6 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured in a video. 

     

Level 3: "Payday"
$10 or more per month
For just ten dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (in written description of a video)  AND  


                                     OPTION A

Your choice of ANY combination of THREE of the following, (including two or three of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in an upcoming social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     12 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used in another, unrelated video as prop(s) (most likely a role play). 


                                             OR OPTION B


Design one of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (any of which must be PG-13 appropriate). 


     

Level 4: "Totally Worth It"
$20 or more per month
For twenty dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of FOUR of the following, (including two, three or four of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve terribly harsh profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


24 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used in several others, unrelated video as prop(s) (most likely a role play). 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of TWO of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (all of which must be PG-13 appropriate). 

                                           OR 

Make a special five minute cameo (by phone) on an episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 

     

Level 5: "Been savin' up"
$50 or more per month
For a generous fifty dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of FIVE of the following, (including two, three, four or five of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     72 hour early access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used as an important, recurring item in my role play universe . 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of THREE of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (all of which must be somewhat appropriate). 

                                           OR 

Be the guest (by phone) on a full length episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 

     

Level 6: "Money to blow"
$100 or more per month
For a mouth-watering hundred dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of SIX of the following, (including two, three, four, five or six of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve anything which could legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     1 week early access to all videos during said month 


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used as an important, recurring item in my role play universe . 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of FOUR of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. 

                                           OR 

Be the guest (by phone or in person) on a full length episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 


                                           

                                   OPTION C (price is per person, per day)


Spend a day ( up to eight to twelve hours) with me doing casual, non youtube related stuff (going out to eat, shopping, movie theater, arcade, bowling etc.) in my hometown. (All expenses paid except transportation and lodging (if applicable), which are not included.) With prior email arrangements.

     

Greetings, potential Patron! Tis I, Joshua, a.k.a., Mr EverythingMan! I'd first like to take a moment to express just how unspeakably tremendous of an honor it is to know that there are people who take the time to watch, like, comment on, share and promote my videos. And furthermore, how jaw-dropping and borderline faint worthy of a thought it is for me to know that there exist an amount of my fans, which are such avid devotees of my creative works, that they are willing to donate not only their time, but their money as well to support the unprofessional, mediocre content of some random guy on the internet who dresses up in costumes and whispers while tapping on stuff, plays Minecraft, reads hundred year old obscure books, reacts to better internet videos, harasses random, unsuspecting strangers on the street, and other forms of shenanigans, hooliganism and nonsensical whatnot in front of a camera, on Patreon. 

     I would now like to take another moment, this time to express my overwhelming gratitude to anyone who has, or who will soon have donated any amount of money at all to the likes of myself. It is people like you who make it all worth it. The time, the energy, the sacrifice, and most of all: the criticism. It is people like you, no doubt, who see beauty in most everything and everyone. Who understand and accept the fact that life is short, and we are all only given one chance to live it. Who would rather spend a whole day bringing a glimmer of hope and happiness into the life of a complete stranger, than exacting their  revenge on the one who angers them most. Who has made their reality their own, and are willing to take a pupil under their wing at any time, and unite with like minded individuals, whilst gracefully clearing your path of and discarding the words and actions of naysayers and non-compatible dissenters. Or, maybe not. Perhaps none of those descriptions even come close to resembling you. Which is equally fine, hence my wording, "people like you" as opposed to, "you".

      But anyway, now that I'm finished with those two rants, feel free to browse your options as far as tiers go, (assuming of course, that's why you're here),and make an/the appropriate decision. I trust your judgement!

Recent posts by Mr EverythingMan

Tiers
Level 1: "Short on funds at the moment"
$1 or more per month
For only one dollar, you get: A shout out (most likely in the written description of a video), and your choice of one of the following:


 A question I must answer for a Q & A, 


A valued suggestion for a subscriber/patreon special, 


 24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


1 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month

Level 2: "Ain't no cheapskate"
$5 or more per month
For the low price of five dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, AND your choice of ANY TWO of the following, (including two of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone (of my choosing so long as they are a stranger with no prior knowledge. Must not involve profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in an upcoming social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     6 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured in a video. 

     

Level 3: "Payday"
$10 or more per month
For just ten dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (in written description of a video)  AND  


                                     OPTION A

Your choice of ANY combination of THREE of the following, (including two or three of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in an upcoming social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     12 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used in another, unrelated video as prop(s) (most likely a role play). 


                                             OR OPTION B


Design one of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (any of which must be PG-13 appropriate). 


     

Level 4: "Totally Worth It"
$20 or more per month
For twenty dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of FOUR of the following, (including two, three or four of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve terribly harsh profanity, or anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


24 hour early exclusive access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used in several others, unrelated video as prop(s) (most likely a role play). 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of TWO of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (all of which must be PG-13 appropriate). 

                                           OR 

Make a special five minute cameo (by phone) on an episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 

     

Level 5: "Been savin' up"
$50 or more per month
For a generous fifty dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of FIVE of the following, (including two, three, four or five of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve anything which could physically or legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     72 hour early access to all videos during said month


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used as an important, recurring item in my role play universe . 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of THREE of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. (all of which must be somewhat appropriate). 

                                           OR 

Be the guest (by phone) on a full length episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 

     

Level 6: "Money to blow"
$100 or more per month
For a mouth-watering hundred dollars, you get a shout out IN a video, praise and promotion of your work, channel, or self (IN video)  AND 


                                           OPTION A 

Your choice of ANY combination of SIX of the following, (including two, three, four, five or six of the same): 


 Question I must answer for a Q & A. 


Request (which I must accommodate) for subscriber/patreon special.


    An action to perform or say to someone, (could be of your description. Must not involve anything which could legally harm me) to be included in the then next social experiment video. 


     24 hour advanced notice of all live streams (via email). 


     1 week early access to all videos during said month 


    Have any and all mailings sent by you (that you want) (art, letters, gifts etc.) be featured (read, used and/or commented on) in a video, and used as an important, recurring item in my role play universe . 


                                            OPTION B


Create your choice of FOUR of the following to be used in the then next episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast":  A questionnaire, pace chart, list of discussion topics, recorded intro/outro song, gag or schedule. 

                                           OR 

Be the guest (by phone or in person) on a full length episode of "Vicinity of Infinity Podcast" (with prior email arrangements). 


                                           

                                   OPTION C (price is per person, per day)


Spend a day ( up to eight to twelve hours) with me doing casual, non youtube related stuff (going out to eat, shopping, movie theater, arcade, bowling etc.) in my hometown. (All expenses paid except transportation and lodging (if applicable), which are not included.) With prior email arrangements.