Adrian Griffin, you know, that guy

Adrian Griffin, you know, that guy

is creating Books, Music, Voiceover, Carbon Dioxide

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Hello one and all, my name is Adrian and it is a pleasure to meet you! I am a writer, a singer, a voice actor, a self-proclaimed funny guy, punmaster, gamer, all that stuff! My channel isn't active right now, and you don't want it to be, because once I get off my butt and start making stuff it's over for you motherfuckers. You'll be like "oh, Adrian, you're so amazing at everything, please take literally all my money" and then I'll have all your money and you'll be broke and I'll be like, a billionaire or something because a bunch of people gave me all their money. Anyway, thanks guys! Toodles!
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Aww, Thanks!
$1 or more per month
That's really nice of you to give me a dollar even though this page isn't active yet! You're such a sweetheart!
Wow, you're the best!
$5 or more per month
Literally donating five dollars to someone for making literally nothing? Holy moly that's the nicest thing I've ever heard! Let me send you a thank you email personally!
Uh, wow, thanks but like, why?
$10 or more per month
Okay I can understand wanting to be nice, but I'm literally doing nothing with this page why are you doing this? I'm not starving, I don't explicitly need charity! You're right, you're right, this is what you wanted to do with your money and I should really stop being so hostile to someone who wants to help me. When I finally do write that novel, I'm putting your name in the credits, friend, thank you.
Dude, stop
$20 or more per month
Look, this has all been really great of you, and I'm eternally grateful, but you need to stop giving me all this money! When's the last time you fed your dog, huh? Visited your little cousin who really misses you? There's so many things you could be doing with that money that will actually serve you! Please quit doing this to yourself, I love you. No? Okay, fine... I'll draw you a picture or something. It won't be good, but if this is really what you want, you should be getting something of substance.
Okay, fine! I'll sleep with you
$50 or more per month
Look, I know where this is going, you think just because you're giving me money with no stated reward, that I'm just going to throw myself at you like a common street custodian? Because you're absolutely right. One hour, one night in a trashy motel room, you pay for it because apparently you just love throwing your money around. Once it's done, we walk away, and it's probably best if we don't associate with each other. I mean, other than you continuing to give me money on my Patreon, but I hardly think that counts.


(Note: I'm not actually going to sleep with you. This is the final escalation of this bit. The other rewards are real for the most part, including the terrible drawing, but this isn't, I promise)

Hello one and all, my name is Adrian and it is a pleasure to meet you! I am a writer, a singer, a voice actor, a self-proclaimed funny guy, punmaster, gamer, all that stuff! My channel isn't active right now, and you don't want it to be, because once I get off my butt and start making stuff it's over for you motherfuckers. You'll be like "oh, Adrian, you're so amazing at everything, please take literally all my money" and then I'll have all your money and you'll be broke and I'll be like, a billionaire or something because a bunch of people gave me all their money. Anyway, thanks guys! Toodles!

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Tiers
Aww, Thanks!
$1 or more per month
That's really nice of you to give me a dollar even though this page isn't active yet! You're such a sweetheart!
Wow, you're the best!
$5 or more per month
Literally donating five dollars to someone for making literally nothing? Holy moly that's the nicest thing I've ever heard! Let me send you a thank you email personally!
Uh, wow, thanks but like, why?
$10 or more per month
Okay I can understand wanting to be nice, but I'm literally doing nothing with this page why are you doing this? I'm not starving, I don't explicitly need charity! You're right, you're right, this is what you wanted to do with your money and I should really stop being so hostile to someone who wants to help me. When I finally do write that novel, I'm putting your name in the credits, friend, thank you.
Dude, stop
$20 or more per month
Look, this has all been really great of you, and I'm eternally grateful, but you need to stop giving me all this money! When's the last time you fed your dog, huh? Visited your little cousin who really misses you? There's so many things you could be doing with that money that will actually serve you! Please quit doing this to yourself, I love you. No? Okay, fine... I'll draw you a picture or something. It won't be good, but if this is really what you want, you should be getting something of substance.
Okay, fine! I'll sleep with you
$50 or more per month
Look, I know where this is going, you think just because you're giving me money with no stated reward, that I'm just going to throw myself at you like a common street custodian? Because you're absolutely right. One hour, one night in a trashy motel room, you pay for it because apparently you just love throwing your money around. Once it's done, we walk away, and it's probably best if we don't associate with each other. I mean, other than you continuing to give me money on my Patreon, but I hardly think that counts.


(Note: I'm not actually going to sleep with you. This is the final escalation of this bit. The other rewards are real for the most part, including the terrible drawing, but this isn't, I promise)