Mad Pirate Bippy (aka Shannon Grace)

Mad Pirate Bippy (aka Shannon Grace)

is creating Books, poorly made YouTube videos, advice, and Reddit comments

16

patrons

$88

per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
I'm the Mad Pirate Bippy. You might know me from my turducken story. You more likely know me from JustNoMil, a subreddit that deals with deeply dysfunctional maternal relationships. I deliver no bullshit advice, with no sugar coating, and my trademark strange sense of humor. My Mom is in the Worst of the Worst wiki- she's Fucking Linda. 

Having gotten hundreds of comments asking for a Fucking Linda book, I finally started writing one. Then I hit some financial fuckmuppetry, and people kept telling me to set up a Patreon. So here it is! If you want to ensure that I finish the Fucking Linda book, due to crushing guilt about taking other people's money, this is the best way to do it.
Tiers
Behind The Scenes
$1 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
Get a patron-only perspective on my work.
  • Me nattering on my blog
  • Patron-only polls
  • Access to the JustNoMIL chat server I set up. 
Includes Discord rewards
Editing Access
$3 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
See the book before anyone else!
  • Early access to writing
  • Ability to add comments to the rough draft of the book.
  • You can see the writing as I'm putting it in my google doc, in all it's misspelled and poorly organized glory. 
Merch Discount
$5 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
When the physical book goes to print, get a discount on the dead tree edition!


Awww yisss, sweet, sweet Discount Codes!

Google Hangouts with possible Cards Against Humanity action!
$10 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
Patreon Party! Hang out on FaceTime or Skype!
  • Drinking is optional but strongly reccomended!
  • Cards Against Humanity may or may not happen!
Personal Fuck Off Letter
$20 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
I will either deconstruct a letter your toxic person has sent you, or lovingly draft a fuck-off letter for you based on your situaton. The fuck off letters are some of my most popular comments, so I figured you might like it!
Join The Team
$100 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
BE IN THE BOOK- special shout out to you in the published book. Collaborate on an upcoming narrative. Have one of your stories in the book in the right section. I'll babysit for you so you can have a date night? Really, the sky is the limit here.  I don't know what sort of maniac would give me $100 a freaking chapter after seeing how much I write on Reddit, but you're obviously my sort of maniac!
Goals
$88 of $200 per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
I will be able to eat take out at my desk at work, and write the Fucking Linda book on my lunch breaks. 
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I'm the Mad Pirate Bippy. You might know me from my turducken story. You more likely know me from JustNoMil, a subreddit that deals with deeply dysfunctional maternal relationships. I deliver no bullshit advice, with no sugar coating, and my trademark strange sense of humor. My Mom is in the Worst of the Worst wiki- she's Fucking Linda. 

Having gotten hundreds of comments asking for a Fucking Linda book, I finally started writing one. Then I hit some financial fuckmuppetry, and people kept telling me to set up a Patreon. So here it is! If you want to ensure that I finish the Fucking Linda book, due to crushing guilt about taking other people's money, this is the best way to do it.

Recent posts by Mad Pirate Bippy (aka Shannon Grace)

Tiers
Behind The Scenes
$1 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
Get a patron-only perspective on my work.
  • Me nattering on my blog
  • Patron-only polls
  • Access to the JustNoMIL chat server I set up. 
Includes Discord rewards
Editing Access
$3 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
See the book before anyone else!
  • Early access to writing
  • Ability to add comments to the rough draft of the book.
  • You can see the writing as I'm putting it in my google doc, in all it's misspelled and poorly organized glory. 
Merch Discount
$5 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
When the physical book goes to print, get a discount on the dead tree edition!


Awww yisss, sweet, sweet Discount Codes!

Google Hangouts with possible Cards Against Humanity action!
$10 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
Patreon Party! Hang out on FaceTime or Skype!
  • Drinking is optional but strongly reccomended!
  • Cards Against Humanity may or may not happen!
Personal Fuck Off Letter
$20 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
I will either deconstruct a letter your toxic person has sent you, or lovingly draft a fuck-off letter for you based on your situaton. The fuck off letters are some of my most popular comments, so I figured you might like it!
Join The Team
$100 or more per A chapter in the Fucking Linda book
BE IN THE BOOK- special shout out to you in the published book. Collaborate on an upcoming narrative. Have one of your stories in the book in the right section. I'll babysit for you so you can have a date night? Really, the sky is the limit here.  I don't know what sort of maniac would give me $100 a freaking chapter after seeing how much I write on Reddit, but you're obviously my sort of maniac!