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Katie Lawsome is creating Comedy
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Gathered here is some stuff that an idiot made to amuse herself. Hopefully you like it too. Gimme a dollar. It's my dream. 
Tiers
Shark bait
$1 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme a dollar. Thank you. Here's a picture of my sweet ass dog Shark...but like, a new one. Just for you. 
Robot Jams
$5 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 5 dollars. Thank you. I will now use a launchpad app on my phone to create a robot song that is just for you. I'm sure it will be worth money someday. 
Commision your own shitty ipad art
$10 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 10 dollars. Thank you. Obviously you have seen the shitty iPad drawings I do and you said to yourself, "Self, I need my own Katie Lawson shitty iPad art." Well, that's what you are gonna get, buddy. You tell me what you want me to draw and I do a terrible job of drawing it and then I send it to you or post it to the social media of your choosing. *See the image or my instagram for examples. 
Robots can sing
$20 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 20 dollars. Thank you. You liked your personal robot song but you want more. (Or you just prefer robot songs with words) For the low price of 20 dollars I will add lyrics to your robot jams. You can DM me some lyric suggestions or what you want the song to be about and I'll take it from there. Get ready to hear the most ridiculous piece of music in the history of human kind. Eat your heart out Nico...on that one album...The Marble Index...Its terrifying.
Pep-talk video
$30 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 30 dollars. Thank you. You are in a funk. Or maybe you just like to keep yourself pumped up to 11. Either way, pep talks can help you. They are like word medicine for the emotional shits. Don't worry. The doctor is in. I will make you your own personal pep talk video to play whenever you need your meds. Note: If I don't already know you, you may need to send me a little info about yourself and what's going on in your life. Nothing like your social security number or anything. Just human life stuff. 
All of the above plus some surprises
$100 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 100 dollars. Holy shit. I didn't think any one would. Thanks. You are a true patron of the arts. I will give you all of the rewards listed and I will add some surprises...that I will need a mailbox or address for. Unless that's weird for you. If it is, I will figure out some digital prizes for you that I know you will appreciate while also wondering if you got ripped off. You didn't. I like having a place to live. 
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I'm not sure what to put here. "Gimme a quarter. Five dollars. Anything!" - Little Rascals
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Gathered here is some stuff that an idiot made to amuse herself. Hopefully you like it too. Gimme a dollar. It's my dream. 

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Tiers
Shark bait
$1 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme a dollar. Thank you. Here's a picture of my sweet ass dog Shark...but like, a new one. Just for you. 
Robot Jams
$5 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 5 dollars. Thank you. I will now use a launchpad app on my phone to create a robot song that is just for you. I'm sure it will be worth money someday. 
Commision your own shitty ipad art
$10 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 10 dollars. Thank you. Obviously you have seen the shitty iPad drawings I do and you said to yourself, "Self, I need my own Katie Lawson shitty iPad art." Well, that's what you are gonna get, buddy. You tell me what you want me to draw and I do a terrible job of drawing it and then I send it to you or post it to the social media of your choosing. *See the image or my instagram for examples. 
Robots can sing
$20 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 20 dollars. Thank you. You liked your personal robot song but you want more. (Or you just prefer robot songs with words) For the low price of 20 dollars I will add lyrics to your robot jams. You can DM me some lyric suggestions or what you want the song to be about and I'll take it from there. Get ready to hear the most ridiculous piece of music in the history of human kind. Eat your heart out Nico...on that one album...The Marble Index...Its terrifying.
Pep-talk video
$30 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 30 dollars. Thank you. You are in a funk. Or maybe you just like to keep yourself pumped up to 11. Either way, pep talks can help you. They are like word medicine for the emotional shits. Don't worry. The doctor is in. I will make you your own personal pep talk video to play whenever you need your meds. Note: If I don't already know you, you may need to send me a little info about yourself and what's going on in your life. Nothing like your social security number or anything. Just human life stuff. 
All of the above plus some surprises
$100 or more per month
So, you wanna gimme 100 dollars. Holy shit. I didn't think any one would. Thanks. You are a true patron of the arts. I will give you all of the rewards listed and I will add some surprises...that I will need a mailbox or address for. Unless that's weird for you. If it is, I will figure out some digital prizes for you that I know you will appreciate while also wondering if you got ripped off. You didn't. I like having a place to live.