is creating extensive role-playing opportunities for the slightly deranged.

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You'll be launched from a catapult at the enemy - to test it's functional stability, of course.
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I can let you not die in an event. I promise it'll work.
Literally stop.
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Please don't do this to me. I guess I have to let you make an event now, yeah?




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I'm an absolute animal when it comes to creating content - most notably content where individuals feel like valued sacks of meat, as opposed to simple cannon fodder. Dying for the cause is a great and worthy goal.
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If I get a quarter of a million USD raised I will consider a masterclass series on Udemy so you can all learn how to be the best possible roleplayer you can be.
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