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this page continues to exist solely because it was grandfathered into the pro plan for free. if patreon ever takes that away, this will likely disappear.

meanwhile, here's a list of things you should do instead of giving me money (shamelessly cribbed from this):

- donate to charities that promote literacy
- vote for candidates whose policies are not cruel
- support your local library
- be bold and do your best work
- pay for work from writers who don't have the ridiculous privileges that i do
- become a communist
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